I won’t say how jealous I am right now that TVline got to sit down and watch the first 2 episodes of Vampire Diaries. It’s pretty big so let’s just move on. I will admit from the spoilers I am happy on some point that my disgusting/disturbing thoughts have been held back for right now and I do not have to see the visual.. I honestly do not want the visual on some of these..I might be sick.. Really… Get a bag..
* There is a lot of squabbling-sibling drama, and it’s not all relegated to Damon and Stefan.
* Bonnie’s a bit of a badass in the season opener. But it’ll cost her big time, in a way that’s pretty surprising.
* Let’s just say you don’t need sex to have a sexy (and somewhat disturbing) Damon-and-Elena scene.
* A tender moment between Stefan and Elena manages to thaw even Rebekah’s heart.
* Caroline and Tyler just can’t keep their clothes on.
* Elena’s failure to keep down animal blood provides for some truly gross scenes. It also makes her resort to something that doesn’t make Stefan very happy.
* Mystic Falls’ many dead friends and family – and there are oh so many! – get a sweet tribute.
Read the rest and trust me, you want to read. Or do you need a bag too?